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A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, “Daddy, what’s sex?” Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes...

Little Johnny goes to school one day and his dad tells the teacher Johnny has a gambling problem and might bet the kids for their lunch money. The teacher said, “I can handle it.” Well later that day Johnny’s dad gets a call from the teacher. “I think...

A man parks his car a the supermarket and is walking past an empty cart when he hears a woman ask, “Excuse me, do you want that cart?” “No,” he answers, “I’m only after one thing.” As he gets closer to the store, he hears the woman murmur under her...

At the Immigration’s desk in a Canadian port, a newcomer hands over his papers. The clerk checks them over and says, Sir, you put 2 in the sex section? Yes, 2 times per week, the man replies. But is it male or female? asks the clerk. It doesn’t matter...

Look at the size of his putter. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all bent. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker. After 18 holes I can barely walk. My hands are so sweaty I can’t get a good grip. Lift your head and spread your legs. You have a nice...